Simpson v. Simpson

So among our not-so-intelligent debates last night was whether Ashlee Simpson (Jessica Simpson's younger sister) is cute. I think not. Hammer thinks so. I said, ok, maybe she is kind of cute, but nothing like Jessica. It has carried over into emails today. He thinks my refusal to see her as beautiful means Pegg "has been slipping a liquid chemical castration pills into [my] coffee..."

America - you be the judge.