H&R Block - My new best friends

Going to H&R Block tonight to handle some business. Filing returns for 2003, 2002, and 2001. Yes, that's right. I am a return evader. I am not officially a tax evader, like some people. I should be due some refund money. So no harm no foul. Just some late paperwork. I'm certainly an idiot for waiting this long to get my measly refunds back, but a harmless idiot. I have not wronged my country. In fact, by letting them hold on to my refund $$ for the last two years, I've actually been a good citizen. Think of all the interest they earned off the money they would have paid me. :-P

On the bright side, if things go well tonight, my 2003 return will be in on time. Dare to dream!