Dirrrrty

Sometimes I think a list of "Suggested Tips" should be posted in office Men's Rooms. At a minimum:

1. Don't piss on the seat. People sit on seats.
2. Don't get shit on the seat. See #1.
3. Flush when you are done. The next customer will not be as proud of your work as you are.
4. Wash your hands before you leave. Especially if someone is there to see you skip this chore.

Someone just ignored Tip #4 right in front of me. No shame.

If I have to leave this job perhaps I will have the balls to print and post this list.

Ha. Who am I kidding?